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Devs need to discover the enjoyable.
Execs need to discover the micro-trash-actions (which smash the enjoyable).

Anticipate this sport to launch in a tough, sloppy, beta state, then EA presents a faux apology (written by ChatGPT as a result of nobody might be arsed to place within the effort themselves), promising to do higher. They reveal an awesome updates highway map, then delay the highway map a number of instances resulting from ‘issues’, ‘difficulties’, or no matter different random B.S. purpose they give you.

Then one other letter written by ChatGPT the place they inform us that subsequent time would be the finest “Battlefield sport but!” which really interprets to “We have discovered extra methods of including even MORE micro-trash-actions within the sequel! The executives and traders love the concepts we’ve got give you!”

And the cycle repeats.